Have You Tried

Have you ever:

• rung the doorbell? (Try this several times.)
• smelled the rose bush in "Garden, East"?
• tried to ROLL UP THE RUG in the living room?
• called the operator on the phone?
• called Roy G. Biv on the phone?
• called Infocom (492-6000) on the phone?
• tried to HOLD THE HANDLES in the guest bedroom?
• examined each of the ten treasures?
• put on the toupee?
• put on the catcher's mask?
• tried to ROLL UP THE TOUPEE?
• shown A Corpse Line in the projection booth?
• examined Cousin Herman in the prop vault?

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