For Your Amusement

• reading the matchbook?
• reading the inside of the matchbook?
• reading the coupon?
• filling out the coupon?
• sending the coupon?
• swimming?
• wandering endlessly through the desert?
• folding the cot?
• sleeping on the cot outside your tent?
• waving at the plane?
• walking the plank?
• dropping objects into the bottomless pit?
• trying to do any of the following to yourself: EAT, DRINK, KILL, FIND, TAKE, EXAMINE, RUB, PLAY, GET ON, CLEAN, CLOSE, LEAVE, DROP, FOLLOW, SEARCH, SMELL, MAKE, SEARCH, WEAR?
• drinking repeatedly from the Nile?
• sitting on the crate?
• attacking the crate with the pick axe?
• praying?
• filling the canteen with sand, emptying it, filling it with water, and taking a drink?